Initially when I went to post today, I wrote up a huge article about my new neighbor, whose heart is more like 7 or 8 sizes too small, rather than the standard 3 you find here. But as complaint after complaint began to accrue, I decided against posting that article. Telling his tale was just a little too negative to accompany this light-hearted comic.
Instead, in the spirit of the holidays and goodwill towards men and ho ho ho and jingle bells and all that stuff, I've decided to share the positive things about this neighbor.
Well...he travels a lot. That's pretty nice for me and Kim.
Also... uh... as a member of the Animal Kingdom, he expels carbon dioxide when he breaths, which plants need to survive. And we all love plants, right?
That's about all I can say.
I think that went well!
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